When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.
"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."
by J. D. G. September 6, 2020
Get the stakeholder savage mug.When you're in a public bathroom and you and the person next to you both have to poop but both people refuse to make the first fart and initiate the pooping.
by Katie12 March 29, 2015
Get the poop stalemate mug.A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009
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Get the at stake mug.1. Cover Your Ass statement.
2. A clause written into a legal document meant to protect some or all of the signers from litigation due to breach or other problem.
2. A clause written into a legal document meant to protect some or all of the signers from litigation due to breach or other problem.
"Our faucet broke again, there's water everywhere and my computer's wrecked. I'm seriously suing the landlord for this one." -- "Dude, didn't you read the contract? There's a CYA statement saying he's not responsible for damage to personal property in the apartment."
by wolf sihart December 31, 2007
Get the cya statement mug.Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.
by M. Murray August 13, 2008
Get the Up the Stakes mug.a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness October 2, 2007
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