Squire-Dorfing

To squire about town with your papel dorf.

Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!

by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010

Squier

Daughter company of Fender. Makes solid beginner and intermediate guitars for cheap.

Dude paid $150 for a Squier Strat.

by NarfDaddy May 13, 2005

Squine Lord

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

Squice

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.

1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."

by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010

Squim Trail

When your girl rubs her post coital cum and juice filled pussy all up and down your chest leaving a wet, shimmering trail of love juices.

Kayla gave me a squim trail last night braaaaahhh. It was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Squimpin

If something is squimpin, its awesome, amazing, poggers.

A primal state of being that only chads and/or alphas can attain.

"Yoo, Steve got a lambo, thats squimpin!!!"
"Bro i just go $20, im squimpin."

by Borkdoggo8 April 30, 2021

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011