squid

In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.
That squid can't even ollie.
by pseudonym2373 September 10, 2008
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A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014
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squid

a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass
"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"
by kevin from boston September 28, 2009
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squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.
Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"
by nukenabber December 31, 2004
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squid

person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
by boloney pony November 12, 2010
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squid

A friend, derived from the singular version of squad. Synonyms include, homie, slime, bro, etc.
Yo, what up, my squid?
by floralmayonnaise May 04, 2019
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squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014
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