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Definitions by schimschone

Highest resale value of any modern car in production...

Highest efficany of any car any car in production...

First company to sell a highbred engine...

Most reliable engines around...

And yes something young idiots try to prove their penile size with.
honda by schimschone March 27, 2006

contact dermetitus 

A misspelling of contact dermatitus...
because theirs no way to correct mistakes using this site.
cootract dermitatuse
kantriccht dramatitlas
vrindract brachlinatis

Death Pickle 

Any motorcycle with a displacement of 1000cc or greater.

Or

Any motorcycle that surpasses an individuals experience and/or expertise to ride.
GSX1300R "Hyabussa"
CBR1000
Ducati 919

"Bra... that bikes a little powerful for you ain't it? I mean... you been riding a week and all... it's kinda a Death Pickle idn't it?"
Death Pickle by schimschone March 12, 2005

House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.
"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc
House Mouse by schimschone March 12, 2005
What punks call the best all-purpose bike ever made. Likely because the brevity of the acronym V.F.R. doesn't seem stylish enough to keep up with the tingly feeling this profound machine leaves within their inexperienced loins.

Note: These are the same squids that refer to their girlfriends as bitches, and drink urine flavored beer.
"Dude... my viffer rocks, cuz my bitch likes to ride on back in her miniskirt. Hey you wana go get some urine flavored beer?"
Viffer by schimschone March 11, 2005

V.F.R. or VFR 

V-Four-Racing

The VFR line was initiated in 1986 by the Honda Corporation, and has seen almost 35 variations since that time.

It has its' characteristic v-four 90degree engine; capturing both the low-end torque of the v-twin class, and the high-end power of the inline-four. Its' engine displacements have ranged from 400cc to 800cc, with the current incarnation settling at 800cc displacement (781cc real).

Through out its production it has captured the hearts and minds of experienced riders; dropping and picking up the title "Interceptor" as time has passed so many times that the name is synonymous with VFR.

Though originally coined as a race bike, it now tends to be termed an old-mans sport bike. However by creating a bike with power, handling, and comfort in mind Honda has proved to live up to it's reputation as more than a vehicle company. Honda is an engineering company, and the VFR is no bike to be scoffed at.
1986 vfr400r
1988 vfr700r
1990 vfr750fl
1998 vfr800fi
2000 vfr800f4i
V.F.R. or VFR by schimschone March 11, 2005

Disposable Bimbo 

A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.

These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.
"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"

"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."

"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."
Disposable Bimbo by schimschone March 11, 2005