Squibb 

1. An adult or child that has lost the ability to function in life without the aid of a screen. Often they can be seen hunched over an Ipad with headphones on. Most squibbs develope a hunched back and their eyes are normally glossed over and bloodshot. When left without a screen they suffer withdrawals, most commonly in the form of a tantrum.

2. An adult or child who cannot handle losing. If they lose in a game they will throw a tantrum. Although not a requirement they are often raised by millennial parents who are obsessed with their children's feelings.

3. A spoiled adult or child.

"We are raising a nation of squibbs"

-Lucky's Dad(Bluey)

Turn off the TV, you are turning into a Squibb.

Squibb by Ottix November 28, 2024

Squidbag

A variation of the term, teabagging popularized in Nintendo online shooter Splatoon/Splatoon 2 by community.

"Squidbagging" is to switch rapidly from kid to squid form, acting as a taunt to the player that was "splatted".

Person 1: *splats somebody with Slosher* *Proceeds to Squidbag*
Person 2: Bruh.

Squidbag by ToothPizza May 27, 2019

Squirbo 

Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.

"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave

Squirbo by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

squib by E. Pak March 13, 2010

Squib Cakes 

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.

Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.

Squib Cakes by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

Skuibb 

A word used by team NJ wrestling members to make other states at nationals feel retarted.

You skuibbin...
That was a nice skuibb...
I got skuiabbed last night...

Skuibb by NewJoysey July 11, 2019

Squibbly 

Something gross and kind of icky.

I love my BF, but his habit of eating half a banana in the evening and leaving the rest until the next day, is totally squibbly.

Squibbly by Verity4Harry October 22, 2013