shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

by Mack C February 23, 2007

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

sucking privilege

This is the true definition for oral sex on a male. Some know it as a blow job when in fact there is no blowing...... Information gathered from both men and women agree it is in fact a "sucking" action... And unless it is being paid for it is not a job..... There for I believe it should rightly be called a sucking privilege.....

The 'ol lady gave me the best sucking privilege I've ever had last night.

by LemmeF1ndOut March 2, 2020

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash

is an insult

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash! asshole

by narcolepticoide October 30, 2011