Squadtism

When a group of people, who normally act like civilized human beings, starts going bersek and acting all crazy while together, displacing symptoms of autism. However, once the squad dissolves, the inappropriate behavior might go away. All though too much exposure to it may lead to long lasting symptoms, much like autism.

Claire :. "Janie, I don't get how Josh can be so sweet and mature towards me while we're in class together, and once his friends show up start acting like a total immature jerk!"

Jane: "That is so true! He must be suffering from a severe case of squadtism!"

by ThaScang January 25, 2018

squants

a bad case of the shits when you're having intercourse

Phoenix: Last night I had the squants with Nathan.

Cindy Lou Who Wang: That shit sucks I had it with Michael the other week.

by Michelle Obama 2020 July 1, 2019

squantswise

Southern idiom for something that is crooked or off angle.

That porch is built squantswise.

by Sparky919 January 10, 2024

Squatish

Someone who reads aloud using a terrible fake Scottish accent.

Jesse is always trying to read in Squatish

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Squatish

Someone that reads with a fake shitty Scottish accent

Jesse stop using your Squatish accent

by Megalainie November 24, 2024