by 100sOfAfricans February 16, 2015
A man who constantly tries to hook up with u and won't leave u alone. It doesn't how many times u turn him down, he will not get the picture. He will text u and facebook u with pleas for some sort of sexual intercourse. he employs what is known as a "paedo grip" in order to catch his pray, male or female, and skeet all over them!!!
by the truth!! August 7, 2009
Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.
Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?
Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.
*squaddie 1 bottles biker*
Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.
*squaddie 1 bottles biker*
by Giant Man-Cat September 3, 2009
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali December 8, 2004
A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.
by daemonchild May 9, 2007
by Cherry boi January 4, 2023
The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
by Sibanez February 7, 2007