spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.

Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!

by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011

Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey

Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"

by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008

spunkmonkey

An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.

Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"

by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008

spunktoast

Game where a group of guys jack off on a piece of toast and the last one to come eats the toast. Also called "Soggy Biscuit" in the U.K.

You had better not be really drunk when you play spunktoast or you will end up eating the soggy biscuit.

by dontplaythisgame September 2, 2010

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

spanktignation

The impotent fury beheld by anyone who has been spanked by someone much bigger than they are. Usually accompanied by a tingling sensation in the nose and thoughts of murderous vengance.

The village idiot trembled in righteous spanktignation after his session with the Stick of Gimmon.

by Chandra42 January 17, 2007

Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009