cooper springsteen

defender of women

average high school boy: if she breathe, she a thot
cooper springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

by ur fav thot April 22, 2019

Springsteen

When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.

Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.

Hipster in Austin Texas - Dude, you're totally Springsteening your way into being a Beard Rocker.

Lonesome Folk Guitar Player - Yeah, I've been trimming my Springsteen down in the hopes of achieving more indie cred.

by Johnny Sarkis April 1, 2007

Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold October 12, 2008

Bruce Springsteen

One of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA, 23 September 1949, in Freehold, New Jersey to be precise. He's known as "The Boss", kinda the way Elvis Presley is known as "The King". Springsteen's famous E Street Band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!

1. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!

by O.G. WILLAKER February 10, 2005

springsteen

A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.

After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.

by inhetet February 1, 2009

springsteen

(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.

"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."

by jerseygirl740 February 10, 2009

Springsteen

To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.

My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!

by RJB1 February 2, 2009