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Shostakovich

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.
Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........
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A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
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Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
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Splosted

The act of being drunk and high at the same time.
Jon: Dude i just got back from the store i got a gallon of Hennessy!

Will: Damn dude I thought we were smokin' tonight, I just bought a pound of purp!

Jon: Awwww hell! Looks like we gettin' SPLOSTED!!!

Will: Fo sho!
by Willie Murk August 25, 2010
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scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.
Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.
by jpg3 November 7, 2011
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spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.
by Ramz January 10, 2007
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snostril

"A wet-willy to the nostril."

Licking one's finger and then inserting up another's nose, preferably a stuffy/runny one.
"I couldn't retaliate with a wet-willy, she was too good at blocking her ears, so I got her with a snostril."
by C2P November 20, 2009
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