Spoop

The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces.

I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.

by Linda Lou May 21, 2004

spoop

1. used to replace any swear-word.

spoopid
1. stupid

a) You're a spoophead.
b) Go spoop yourself, you spooping spoop.
c) You are spoopid.

by Chriblina August 30, 2005

spoop

Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass.

"My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."

by secef November 03, 2005

Spoop

A poop that comes while you sleep.

Oh man, I woke up and I had spooped all over my bed.

by Krizkor December 03, 2005

spoop

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

by notariety June 08, 2006

Spoop

When one eats his or her own waste material with a spoon.

Man that guy just did a major spoop!

by see more butts June 05, 2006

Spoops

When acid shoots out of your abdomen. This disease is uncontrollable and has hit over 659 trillion Americans (only) and hasn't even hit Europe yet.

"Yo john has the spoops.. Stay away..."

(John) *acid shoots everywhere. Everyone dies. And John*

by Dr. Ãmbah, Tmac November 29, 2013