spoonman

a general defintion for a talented person with extreme mental disabilityies

*points to person* its a spoonman

by DarkTheUrbanDictionary September 9, 2022

Spoonman

Spoonman is a mythological being that takes the form of a great white shark that breathes air and swims through the air of dense forests. They sustain themselves through hunting deer and small elk. Mostly found in the colder regions of North America, they are a rare sight and dangerous to most unprepared travellers.

Oh shit, run! It's a Spoonman!

by Palps1 November 9, 2023

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Spoonan Nunan

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.

A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"

by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

SpoonMonger

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.

Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoonbank

1. An insult referring to someone who is a weirdo or a gypsie.
2. The act of doing something weird.

1. "Who's the spoonbank?"
2. "Don't do anything spoonbanky"

by Spoonbank November 23, 2011