sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006

sponge

a heavy drinker

That guy laying in a pool of his own piss is a sponge.

by Nmugsy January 31, 2004

sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."

by Diablo October 9, 2005

sponge

a popular person who is self absorbed

by jess lindsay laura molly July 12, 2003

sponge

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything

I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.

by D.Sponge December 1, 2002

sponge

The act of shamelessly groping girls

After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

sponge

A sponge is what you call someone that you want to get your hands all over and something that you have to get wet. It's a sexual compliment.

Jorge: You are sooooo a sponge.

Courtney: Oh my.

Jorge: Now come here so I can get my hands on you and make you wet

by blukittygeek January 6, 2012