spoofing

When magicians shoot heroin.

When we invited Mr. Houdini to the kids birthday party, we weren't expecting him to be spoofing in the bathroom right after he disappeared.

by FoxyPhil21 March 10, 2019

spoffle

Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)

My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?

by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005

spomit

Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.

Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.

by Capt.spom September 25, 2009

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

SOMFL

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

Spomered

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Spofford Pond School

An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.

"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."

by cady913 February 21, 2015