The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".
After having a bad day:
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012
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by splarch9000 November 24, 2017
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"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
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"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
by arnica junkie November 5, 2018
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DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
by IndianTroll December 5, 2016
Get the SPLORCH mug.Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019
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A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.
A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.
by makrin April 4, 2010
Get the Spurchase mug.The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005
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