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splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".
After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."
by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012
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Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.
Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.
by splarch9000 November 24, 2017
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Splerch

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.
"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
by arnica junkie November 5, 2018
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SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo
Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
by IndianTroll December 5, 2016
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Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019
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Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.
Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!
by makrin April 4, 2010
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Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005
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