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Sploiter

Sploiter = Exploiter
One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.
Rush teh Sploiter. LEEROOY JENKINNS
by wtfpwned. April 30, 2006
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splintercat

A vagina so dry and painful it's like having sex with rough cut lumber.
Courtney's splintercat gave me a rash.
by dark_army December 17, 2016
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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.
When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.
by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005
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slooter

Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!
Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!
by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004
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Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011
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Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.
Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009
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