splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

by The Splinter March 23, 2021

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
by EmmBee February 4, 2005

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
by bwoodd November 23, 2010

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018
