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Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
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Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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Splinter

Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
by EmmBee February 4, 2005
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splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
by bwoodd November 23, 2010
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Splinters

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"
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Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet
Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!
by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018
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