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Splinter 

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.
1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!
Splinter by KC78 December 3, 2021
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splinter 

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

splinter 

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
splinter by nilya February 18, 2007

splinter 

fuck me, it's dj splinter
splinter by twisted individual April 10, 2005

Splinter 

Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw
Splinter by THUGMONEY April 13, 2005

Splinter 

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco
"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"
Splinter by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017

Splinter 

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.
Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."
Splinter by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007