splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

by ginzberg March 5, 2004

Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023

Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

splattergasp

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!

by Emory Forest December 12, 2019

splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!

by Emory Forest October 25, 2019