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The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
by FannyFondler November 12, 2008
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A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)
The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.
The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.
The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.
The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.
Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!
by Apas Mara December 9, 2008
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Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.
by SeaCake June 12, 2021
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Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
by FannyFondler December 9, 2008
Get the Spanken Haus mug.A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.
"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."
by Employee Cave January 13, 2008
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