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spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.
Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.
by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011
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I spiked the punch!

An expression that is used when someone is at a party and they add an alcoholic beverage to the punch bowl so everyone at the party gets tipsy or drunk.
"Damn! Who spiked the punch? Im feeling kind of tipsy."
by ispikedthepunch August 25, 2004
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spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
by Sally November 2, 2002
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The Spiked Fifty

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.
"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"
by Gotta Ketchum All November 30, 2007
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Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"
by The Top Banana April 16, 2010
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Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.
Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!
by GhostShadow August 5, 2010
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Spiked banana

Did u know Rick has a spiked banana?

No, but I guess it is #notrim
by Dylan Norman Maxedon October 25, 2017
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