petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

slutarded

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

by FireBox June 27, 2006

Spontarded

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Scopetarded

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

supertarded

Combination of "super" and "retarded". Means something/someone is extremely stupid or irritating. See supertard.

Chris: "Hey, let's go put on funny hats and then run across the highway!"

Brian: "That sounds supertarded."

by SUPERTARD October 11, 2007