sperging

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.

"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."

by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007

Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.

The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."

by slyscafe September 29, 2010

Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!

My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!

by amylou5276 June 25, 2010

spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

by DunAsk November 3, 2015

Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Sperminator 2 Judgment Day

by A1988 June 12, 2011

spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004