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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky
Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp
by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022
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Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.
Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.
by Excuses people give February 11, 2025
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