Speng

A word used to describe a person who has done an idiotic action. Bit like "nutter".

You absolute fucking speng.

by Da Big Bad Wolf February 04, 2018

Speng

A idiot

Boy: you a Fucking speng
Boy: fuck off

by JackCarrol January 12, 2017

spenging

when you are a wannabe roadman wo has ears like dumbo

that was a spenging lesson - Alfie 2018

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018

speng

Speng is often used to describe someone called Thomas, who talks shit most the time.

Adam: Did you hear about the speng?
Jason: Oh Thomas? Yeah he's the right speng.

by NACA Fire And Security December 11, 2021

Speng

The most complex language in East Asia. Founded by the Spengus Kahn.

Person #1: Did you hear Thanos lost his infinity stone?
Person #2: Yatikov al baila! (in Speng)

by BiloMyGundlach November 08, 2018

speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

"You're a fucking speng."

by OG Benefits February 04, 2017

Speng

Speng, or the action of being Spengy.
A term used to describe someone who spurts nonsense, or does activities that are generally considered unintelligent.

Alfie and Thomas are being complete Spengs!

by JM_BRIGHT May 28, 2022