speaktard

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

Speertard

A retard who always plays as Speer's germany in the HOI4 mod TNO (The New Order)

Bro you're such a speertard

by MeNotStreamsnip April 7, 2021

Skulltard

Too drink to the point where you can't smile without your mouth closed. Then look around like you are crossing a busy road.i

Derek had a couple drinks and got all skulltarded.

Hey look at Derek, he had too much, now he's sitting over there in that chair all skulltarded!

by Bobby-b June 7, 2013

speltard

Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.

I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time

"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009

spedtard

person who is a special educated retard

spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club

by flikz December 1, 2020

Spectarding

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.

"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"

by muddybonez January 2, 2021