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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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sweeterting

A cutee girl, someone's who very pretty and everyone loves
She's a sweeterting
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skeetering

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!
by Kevindoh April 6, 2007
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Sweeterman

Example 1:damn, who’s that sweeterman?

Example 2: oouu, he’s a sweeterman
by Ybn gang January 6, 2018
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Speener

The exact spot on your taint that is in between your asshole and genitalia. It applies to both males and females.
Suzy was flirting with Steven and accidentally touched his speener.
by Terp 31 July 14, 2017
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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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The Specter

The act of having a girl sit on her hand for 20 minutes till her hand goes numb. She then proceeds to jerk you off. (i.e. a stranger from a stranger)
That bitch Shelly gave me The Specter last night, and it made my penis go "huh."
by The Meatlocker 1019 April 19, 2010
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