Spedification

Process of Becoming A SPED Student.

Homer you are so fuxed up in da head i have to put you into the Special Ed Classes.

Pardon?

by gtkSpeRt December 27, 2003

inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

specificity

A CSS rule that states that in case of conflict, the properties of the most specific selector is applied.

For example: if we make all tables bold, but make all table cells have a normal weight, the latter rule will be applied. This is because "table cell" is more specific than "table".

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

specifically correct

Being politically correct for specific people

(Talking to Feminist woman): “yes, yes, women are equal”
(In my mind):”I’m being specifically correct”

by LilBuskii March 16, 2022

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

Specificness

Noun: Characterized when something specific is said.

I like Casey's wonderful and charming specificness, because she's so very specific.

by TheMacAndCheeseMonstarrr July 7, 2010

specificating

The act of making something specific.

1. I just havent really ever thought of specificating what I do like about him.

2. Specificate what you want in life.

by maddieeee! August 5, 2008