spazmong

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008

spazmunkee

a controversial character in the pacific northwest rave scene. He posted faster than anyone on the local rave forum untill he was eventuallly banned because he wouldnt stop spamming about how he is being gangstalked. the ban may have been lifted. He is a pretty far out guy and makes crazy happy breakcore rave music and is the only person in washington who throws renegades aimed at ravers.

spazmunkee is awesome.

by jellofish January 25, 2011

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

spacmunt

Noun used to describe something so ridiculously uncoordinated/stupid (in any form), that it is both spastic and munted. Can also be used in adjective form, ie. spacmunted.

Oh, you spacmunt! You are so spacmunted!

by Tegan the Vegan October 20, 2003

spazmonaut

The term used to describe someone who acts in an idiotic fashion.

"for fucks sake Jeeves, you're such a spazmonaut"

by TacoJonesAndTheBurritoOfDoom February 7, 2008

Spazmodite

pronoun/addjective - One who periodically (spazmodically), reverts to Troglodytism. If you are wondering what a Troglodyte is: Pronunciation: \ˈträ-glə-ˌdīt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trōglodytai, from trōglē hole, cave (akin to Greek trōgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
So basically a "caveman"

" You are a Dick, or Shmuck or just Plain Stooopid, only sometimes, and just temporarily " or alternatively you can say " You are a spazmodite "

by Erazer February 25, 2009

SpazCunt

The full and correct definition for a complete waste of space

Kate is a total SpazCunt

by KatieKitsch March 21, 2018