spajankle

To hang out.
To chill.

HEY CATHERINE ... wanna go SPAJANKLE later?

by annaannaannaa April 3, 2007

spantankerous

Being so rude that everybody thinks it's funny.

"Go suck a dick!"
"Quit being Spantankerous, Jim, it's not funny."
"What a pussy..."

by Brieann November 9, 2006

spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Spadankle

A car that still has both headlights on, but one headlight is significantly dimmed. This is another variation of the pedittle game, where you yell it first and smack the roof of the car.

Spadankle!!!!!

by AmiOhMy June 5, 2018

Spadanky

A way to say cool if you just nutted to Brittney spears while wearing a speedo and a squidward hat

"Hey Jim guess what I just Spadanked" "damn" "thats spadanky"

by BeckFestBOI December 12, 2018

Spadanko

A cop 69. When two police vehicles are parked beside each other with the driver's sides facing in.

Watch your speed. There's a spadanko up ahead.

by swimoy November 9, 2021

spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023