spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

smarticulate

To articulate with knowledge. Communicating useful information in a clear, well defined manner.

So many bloggers fail to smarticulate useful knowledge.
Tech support was very smaticulate and helpful.
He smarticulated the instructions in a very clear and understandable way.

Smarticulation is very important when giving instructions.
He speaks in a very smarticulatory manner.

by Corporal Al June 4, 2010

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

sharticulates

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

spasticulation

Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...

The involuntary spasticulation of the spaz caused a spasm of guilty mirth.

by Et tu, Spongebob? January 5, 2009