slackware

The best, fastest, simplest, oldest, most secure, and most UNIX-like distribution of Linux.

I use Slackware on my box. Better dead than Red(Hat)

by RucasRiot February 17, 2004

Spankadelic

Something so sexy that its like being sexually spanked.

Fred: Yo man, I hooked up wit' Emily and Amanda last night, then I got me some poon tang from this other girl Reshanda.

Daniel: DAMN Fred, that Spankadelic

by Brosif Joesif February 27, 2010

Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker

Stop it you spackward fuckmonger

by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011

Spankwire

Spankwire is a porn website that hosts porn for free. it is similiar to YouTube but deals with porn.

Boy 1: "Spankwire is probably the best porn site!"
Boy 2: "You're right!" (Grinning)

by JamesRH January 8, 2009

Spankage

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.

Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage

by allthematter March 14, 2009

Spankadex

A metaphorical Rolodex of memories with which one sorts through for the purposes of masturbation

"I just saw a video of my best friend banging his chick. That is SO going in the Spankadex."

"The wet t-shirt party was a veritable cornucopia of Spankadex Entries"

by DirtyOldBlackGuy October 17, 2012

Slackware

An open-source, free Linux distribution started in 1993 by Patrick Volkerding. Noted to be Unix-like, and includes desktop environments, server software, and terminal software from the CDs.
Comes as a four-CD set, though just one can be used to have a terminal-style installation. Disc two contains the desktop environment and a bootable rescue disk.

My Slackware server has served me well.

by Davus December 14, 2004