Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Spades Slick

A short, angry asshole with a love of stabs and dogs, and a burning hatred for clocks and green men.

Spades Slick, fearsome and malevolent. Also known as "insufferable prick".

by insidiousCandycorn October 30, 2016

scamdy-cat

An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.

For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.

by Scamdy-cat November 19, 2016

Samdisha

She is a girl with a really unique personality and that is what makes her the best and be loved by everyone. She likes to swim and go on hikes and she has a figure to die for even tho she doesn't workout. HOW COOL IS THAT? Everyone wants a Samdisha in their life because she will never treat you differently and will always be by your side. Give her a dog and a view of the mountains and she will spend her entire evening playing with him ;)

A:You know that girl Samdisha? B: Yes, isn't she the best ? :*

by Dancerguy17 July 25, 2019

spadeldradle

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.

“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird”
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”

by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021

James Spader

James Spader is an American Actor. He is best known for portraying villians in movies in the 1980s and 90s. He is best known for playing Raymond "Red" Reddington in the tv show, The Blacklist

Movies:

Team Mates (1978)
Endless Love (1981)
Tuff Turf (1985)
The New Kids (1985)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Mannequin (1987)
Baby Boom (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Wall Street (1987)
Greasy Lake (1988)
Jack's Back (1988)
sex, lies and videotape (1989)
The Rachel Papers (1989)
Bad Influence (1990)
White Palace (1990)
True Colors (1991)
Storyville (1992)
Bob Roberts (1992)
The Music of Chance (1993)
Dream Lover (1993)
Wolf (1994)
Stargate (1994)
Crash (1996)
2 Days in the Valley (1996)
Keys to Tulsa (1996)
Driftwood (1997)
Critical Care (1997)
Curtain Call (1998)
Supernova (2000)
The Watcher (2000)
Slow Burn (2000)
Speaking of Sex (2001)
Secretary (2002)
The Stickup (2002)
I Witness (2003)
Alien Hunter (2003)
Shadow of Fear (2004)
Shorts (2009)
Lincoln (2012)
The Homesman (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Television:

The Family Tree (1983)
Cocaine: One Man's Seduction (1983)
A Killer in the Family (1983)
Family Secrets (1984)
Starcrossed (1985)
Frasier (1994)
Seinfeld (1997)
The Pentagon Papers (2003)
The Practice (2003-2004)
Boston Legal (2004-2008)
Discovery Atlas (2006)
The Office (2011-2012)
The Blacklist (2013- )

Did you see the movie with James Spader in it? He was totally hot!

by KatLes123 February 1, 2017

blacker than the ace of spades

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes

"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

by Professer Awesome September 12, 2005