Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

splenda smack

when you hit your partner in the face with a mixture of sugar and ketchup during sex.

Dude, I got pissed so i totally splenda smacked her.

by mikey101 June 5, 2009

Splenda Daddy

A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.

"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."

by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021

Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

by Oldsoul420 November 19, 2015

splenda mama

a less rich version of the sugar mama

She's my splenda mama because she doesn't make enough money to be my sugar mama

by gingerkid January 14, 2007

soleda

Soleda is a beautiful and a caring person. She a shy person at first but once you get to know her she's such a wonderful person.she brilliant person she's very smart and wise. Soleda in Spanish means "lonely" but she'll never be alone because there well always be some one there for her. Soleda is a awesome person, who ever she's with there lucky and should never loss her

Soleda is a Caring, awesome, lovable person

by pothead9846 October 10, 2013