Snookie

Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time

"The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money"

by 18th century aristocrat January 19, 2010

Snookied

To punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face.

While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp.

by collinbreathstink December 7, 2009

snookie

to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease

“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

Snooki

The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.

Snooki want smush smush!

by pacman jones32 November 2, 2010

snookie

a genital wart; a venereal wart

He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.

by pollyanna downe January 23, 2011

Snooki

(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

by playconn February 3, 2010

snookie

A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore

snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!

by truthseer November 23, 2011