Spoonicide

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.

SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!

by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

socicide

The deletion of one's profile on a social networking website

I tried to look up Jared's phone number, but he'd committed socicide so I couldn't find him.

by atds October 19, 2010

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

by amisstree December 2, 2010

Snowiecide

The period in time where Snowmen (.. Or Snowomen,) become bored with the world and decide enough is enough.

"Seen that half melted Snowman?"

"Yeah, looks like it committed Snowiecide"

by lickeldevil March 28, 2012