snarrot

A snarrot is a snake that has eaten a carrot

Look at my snarrot.

by ~snarrot,, August 25, 2017

sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Startocaster

Cheap, typically Korean-manufactured "starter guitars" based on the iconic Stratocaster archetype. Startocasters tend to be of low build quality and manufactured of inferior parts. Some of them do make halfway decent project guitars, though.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Johnny got a Strat? I wish I got that lucky with my first guitar"

Person 2: "It's a Strat in name only-I bet it's just some Korean Startocaster"

"Yeah, this Squier may sound rough now, but you just wait until I've replaced the stock tuning machines with Sperzels, the saddles with Graph Techs, and the pickups with Fender 54s."

by let's talk better mileage May 18, 2010

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

sartorians

A fandom who is grateful for jacob sartorias , for everything he do with them, they can never give him back in their life happiness that he make them. They want him to be happy, no matter what people say, haters do not know him as much as they do, believe that they would do anything for him, for seeing that happiness that they long to see. Just by seeing his smile so gleaming makes them feel very very happy, they love him too much, he is too important to them. Believe he make them feel too many things."pride" is little with what they feel for him, because at such a young age he is achieving what he always wanted, that's why he inspire them too much, that's why they admire him, because he is fulfilling all his goals as he grow up and they feel so lucky to see every step he take in his career. They will always support him, they will always be by his side, they will always follow him no matter what happens, because he is a beautiful person, because he is so incredible, because he is their idol, because they love him and care about him, that will never change. They promise that never in their life will stop loving him and supporting him and he can trust the sartorians.

sartorians are not just a "fandom"
sartorians are a big strongest family.

by insta: @stanworthyjs3.0 January 10, 2019

snorton

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

by durk diggler January 3, 2008