snapfish

A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.

I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.

by Audiocronic March 21, 2007

spakerish

Old people have Spakerish children.

Hals a little bit Spakerish, how old were his/ her parents.

by Lstanfo1509 August 17, 2018

Spakfish

A fish that is spasticated

A person who acts spasticated

by Alistair July 22, 2003

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

Snapfish

A combination of the application Snapchat and the word selfish. The act of being inconsiderate or selfish with one's snapchat usage. Those who are being snapfish only "open" snaps, never send any of their own, or possibly send snaps of lesser value in return

"Damnit Sheena! You always open my snaps but never send me
anything back! You're SO snapfish."

"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.

Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.

by EZLN¡yaBasta! November 11, 2014

jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010