by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010
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Originates from the request "shut my Facebook"; however, it is now more commonly used as a generic term for successfully having your profile barred from any social network.
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
Must only be used about people who are trying to get barred using good humour or by pushing the social network rulebook to see how far the administators will let them go.
Not to be used for general social misfits, that's why we have words like "sicko" and "yob".
DAVE: "Hi, John. I haven't seen you on-line for a while and I can't find your profile. What's occuring?"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
JOHN: "You remember that group I set up for a laugh?"
DAVE: "Oh yeah, I enjoyed that"
JOHN: "Well apparently it went against the small print so I got smyffed. Don't worry though, the ban lifts in 6 days"
by Mahabarat February 20, 2010
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Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
by Wsjaka September 29, 2007
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by Dylzans November 13, 2011
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