smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Smuck

The mixture of slightly melted snow and sand on the road or parking lot. When you walk through it, it sounds like "Smuck smuck smuck"

I hate shoveling this smuck out of the driveway!

by auggierose February 23, 2011

smuck

A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.

Quit smucking, that's annoying.

by smuck April 29, 2005

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019

smuck

Smack someone the "f" up

I will smuck you up!

by whitefrog May 3, 2012

Smuck

Smoke and Fuck

Jordan and Nicole Decided to go smoke and fuck a.k.a Smuck

by 381willie June 17, 2022

Smuck

When something or someone smells and sucks at the same time.

Redneck 1: Boy howdy that sure did smuck.
Redneck2: yeah its much better when its your sister, eh?

by Moomonkey June 30, 2006