smuck

Smack someone the "f" up

I will smuck you up!

by whitefrog May 3, 2012

smuck

To be short, or arrogant with someone..

"Don't be smuck with me!!"

by Bob332 December 28, 2005

smuck

The combination of garbage and urine fumes that passes for air in New York City in August.

I need to take a shower. I'm completely covered in subway smuck!

by jbean October 8, 2003

smuck

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"

by Julie C. December 12, 2003

smuck

To win a game with ease and a very high score, almost to the point of embarrassment.

"The score of that game was 80-2. It was a total smuck!"

by Lizzie February 25, 2005

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 11, 2004

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

by Jason McEnteer December 23, 2007