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Smooch
I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}
,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?
Never again will i date a {Smooch}.
She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?
Never again will i date a {Smooch}.
She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
Smooch by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011
Smooch
The (smoker) mooch.
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
Smooch by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
Smooch
A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".
"Hey, have you seen Eric?"
"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."
"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."
Smooch by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019