sexercism

Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.

Person 1: She needs to get over her ex already!
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.

by OliveBinItaly September 24, 2011

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SmeyerFail

An epic failure or disappointment; named for the disappointment felt by many to the last installment of the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn in which many believed was a radical departure from the rest of the series. From the author's name Stephenie Meyer and Fail.

"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"

"No, I heard it was a total SmeyerFail"

by VampLily October 11, 2008

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Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

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smeerlap

Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said

Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“

by carlos292 November 28, 2012

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Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

by den haag October 7, 2015

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