derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

smegnant by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

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smegnoid

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.

Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.

smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006

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Smegadon

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

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steganography

A form of cryptography where the cryptogram is "hidden in plain view." Mozart's 14th Symphony in A Major (Kochel # 114) can be deciphered to contain information about the Philadelphia Experiment, and the Alternate History of "another Universe,"
which occurred due to the intervention of Time-travel.

The message was hidden steganographically in microfilm, disguised as a period in a sentence of a letter.

steganography by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

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