1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025
Get the smatchmug. "I met Colin for the first time after we matched on tinder and he told me he's studying the same subject as I do and is into penguin-orgys as well"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"
by Tanscha June 6, 2019
Get the Smatchmug.