suckulate

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.

I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!

by Allison Foley January 31, 2004

Smacalated

Forcefully applied pressure that causes harm to another person.

Headlock crushing someone’s nose.
“DAVE SMACALATED MY NOSE AND NOW I CANT BREATHE!”

by GabeyBoi April 7, 2021

Smackula

god himself

Oh great lord Smackula please have mercy on us and give us good harvest this season.

by tapparappa May 1, 2020

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

smockolate

A large, muumuu-like "outfit" that a female or male glutton dons in anticipation of binging on chocolate; an oversized garment (as shapeless as a painter's smock) designed to shield the wearer (or any good clothes currently on their person) from crumbs and stains resulting from sweet snacks that crumble or drip.

"Her white business suit remained unsoiled, despite the copious shards of errant Butterfinger crumbs falling from the wrapper of her afternoon snack, thanks to the impenetrable smockolate into which she changed before her chocolate bender."

by BunnyGirl89 October 8, 2008

Smacktate

When you slap a lactating woman's boobs so hard during intercourse that a steady stream flows out for a minimum of 3 seconds.

Yo, I made Cassandra smacktate so hard it hit the cat.

by DannyPain November 27, 2019