Slowball

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.

user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage

by notskull99 June 26, 2021

slowbaru

A popular term in which Subaru haters call Subarus.

Also the way a Subaru owner refers to his car after getting crappy dyno numbers.

Yo yo yo son, that Slowbaru can't run with my boosted civic.

Oh my god, my Slowbaru was supposed to make 800whp, but only did 261whp on the dyno.

by DONALD GEORGE November 22, 2007

slowbate

The most popular Shawn on Shaun activity.

(Slowbate) We kept losing L4D matches because they were busy slowbating each other.

::boom:: headshot.

by NotKleenkiller January 13, 2015

Slowbalt

The art of driving a fake Cobalt SS and believing you own an automobile that it worth something. The drivers name starts with a Z in most cases of this.

Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.

by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011

Slowbodahism

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003

slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary

what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!

by evan July 13, 2004