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Slagsmalsklubben

Swedish bitpop group from Norrköping, Sweden. Consists of six swedes and their analogue synthesizers. The band's name is a literal translation in Swedish of "Fight Club".

Can also be used as a verb, in which case it means to cause several orgasms in ones ears.

Also known as SMK
Swede1: Did you go see slagsmalsklubben last night?

Swede2: What did you say? I can't hear anything because slagsmalsklubben caused several orgasms in my ears last night.
by slagsmalsklubben October 19, 2010
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SlagShag

The act of having sexual intercourse with a slag, and then regretting it later, often followed by attempts to forget it by spreading around rumours about her cleanliness, and the aroma of her private parts.
Tom: 'Hey, you remember sharna?'
Jordan: 'Ahh don't remind me, she was such a SlagShag'
Tom: 'Did her vagina really smell like mouldy tuna?'
by jtully September 21, 2009
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Smeags

Used to describe someone who isn't particulary good looking. Originated from the Lord of The Rings character Sméagol.
person 1 "Do you like her?"
person 2 "na bro she's smeags"
by 93Piti September 15, 2011
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Biggest Slags Ever

1.) Jodie Marsh. Typical Essex tart. She wouldn't look out of place in a Red Light District.
2.) Abi Titmuss. Bimbo Freak.
3.) Anyone out of Big Brother 5. Full of attention-seeking, celebrity-wannabe freaks. Quite sad, really.
by Glittery Goddess June 5, 2004
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slegs

damn, check out beyonce's slegs.

Check out them slegs on that bitch.
by JMFT August 26, 2008
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sleastie

A slutty form of a yeastie. A yeastie that does not discriminate who she tcb's with.

A slutty Yeastie : Sleastie
"Oh man, I rooted a massive fat sleastie last night."

"There is so many sleastie's here"

"I love sleastie's!!!!!!!"
by PtripleD January 6, 2012
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The Seags

1) A Mythological creature that no one TRULY knows

2) There are many different beliefs of how he was created, but what people have come to think is the most likely is this: On March 18th, 1654 a great white shark swam up onto shore of what is now the coast of Oregon. The shark opened it's mouth and out walked, fully clothed and a big smile on his face, The Seags.
Do you know The Seags?

-No nobody truly knows him
by (Phia) February 20, 2011
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