skanter

Funny 'banter' regarding skiing. Mixing of the words ski and banter.

"John was giving Ryan some serious skanter after having a massive wipe out on the slopes yesterday, you should have seen how annoyed John got!"

by lonelyboyftskanter January 22, 2014

skinternet

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

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by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

skonker donk

A slut or a skank

Shes such a skonker donk did you see they way she was grabbing him??

by SkyKy March 23, 2016

Skooter leak

The cum that leaks out of a woman's freshly fucked vagina.

(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)

man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???

Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak

by curtain convention October 14, 2009

Skintervention

The act of influencing another person's skincare regime.

Sarah's friends had an impromptu skintervention after they realized she was using a moisturizer with only SPF 8.

by stoton July 6, 2009

Skooter

Also called a Snail Trail. The act of sliding ones vagina across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is passed out from acute alcohol sleeps. Similar to the male version called Tea Bagging.

Driver totally Skootered Lora at the after party. I think Lora was awake and enjoying it though.

by Asymptotical October 17, 2014

skinters

totally broke.

"Are you coming out for a few drinks?"
"Nah, I'm totally skinters, maybe next week."

by ksjdgufyf December 29, 2009