segs

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.

Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.

by Aandy July 3, 2008

skeeser

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

by angry irish January 9, 2007

skeggyy

Often referred to people who have been to Skegness a location in the UK on a holiday and you feel the need to make fun of someone for going there.

Edward: Im back from my holiday from Skegness
Will: SKEGGYY!

by 0ofinatior6009 January 6, 2019

Uogh Segs

A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).

Uogh Segs!!!

SEGS!!!

I... I'm not doing segs!

My...

My whole existence!

Has truly!

BECOME SEGS!

SEGS!!!

"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"

No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!

SEGS!!!

SEGS!!!

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"

SHUT UP!!

I'LL HAVE SEGS...

...EVEN IF I DIE!!!

SEGS!!!

by Es_Gaud December 5, 2021

skeeses

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

by alypd January 15, 2007

skogsturken

"Skogsturken", "The Turk in the woods", is a Swedish youtube legend. A group of teenagers are playing "frolf", frisbee golf, while filming. One of them hits a nearby lemonade drinker, who seems to originate from Turkey, who gets stains on his white linen shirt and pants. He gets extremely upset and agressive and wants to know who threw the frisbee at him, and this is when the fun starts...
A lot of spin offs has been made of this clip, such as "The video game Turk", "The dog Turk" and so on

"Seen skogsturken, the original yet?"

"No, just hundturken."

"AMAGADZ!! You must see the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUiA9tjn6E "

"LOL"

by H1GHness March 23, 2009

Skeswomp

A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.

Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !

by mrtool January 27, 2015