by eyawihs March 15, 2021
Get the Skeezer mug.Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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by MRDonut324564 December 15, 2022
Get the skeekey mug.straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.
paul: skeeze your fat shutup
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paul: right your not tight
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paul: can i have a handy?
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paul: right your not tight
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by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010
Get the fat skeeze mug.The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.
Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.
Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.
Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.
I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.
Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.
I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.
Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.
by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009
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P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.
Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.
Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.
by pyner42 March 10, 2008
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Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington
by J-Rizzle fo' Shizzle June 11, 2007
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